Thursday, October 22, 2009

Hot Stuff

I'm guessing the conversation went something like this:

Yeah, Mom, it's me. Mom I've got awesome news!
No, no I'm not getting married.
Mom, listen...
No, Mom, I keep telling you I like women.
Yes, really.... Listen, Mom, I got the commercial!
No, not the Pepsi gig.
No, not that one, either... It's actually for Tabasco!
Yes, the hot stuff.
What? No, I'm not wearing the blouse you gave me, Mom, guys wear shirts.
No I don't have a love interest, it's a commercial.
A pepperoni.
A pepperoni.
Yes like on a pizza!
No, singing!
Yes you heard me!
No, there's four of us.
Yes, we all sing.
What do you mean how will you recognize me?
The second pepperoni from the bottom...


Cary said...

That's just weird and creepy. And funny.

Samsmama said...

Seriously...could that commercial be any more weird? Or creepy? Even my 5 year old said, "Ewww...that's gross."

amy said...

C and S: The creepy factor is way up on this one. Yech!!!